la-petite-squelette:

when you are under the word count for an essay

everything-will-be-fine-0u0:

Baby!Phil and Thor

official-sebastian-strider:

moffiarty:

imagine logging in one morning and

crIES

inlovewithwarnette:

i didn’t ask to be this much in love with a fictional character but there he is and here i am

bellecosby:

I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store. 

Ollivander: Oh you need a wand? Try this one.
*shit explodes*
Ollivander: Shit
Ollivander: I don't fuckin know
Ollivander: Here try this it kinda killed your parents
Ollivander: Perf
girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know

iraffiruse:

How puppies help when you’re sick.

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